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10 Sexy Resolutions For Cock-Swinging Pervs

 

Ten Sexy Resolutions For Cock-Swinging PervsOK, fellas, drop your cocks and grab your socks as we are going on an outing together.  Santa came and paid us a visit this past week, and you all know whether you were naughty or nice…it is indeed my hope you were more the former than the latter.

Now the New Year is upon us, and as tradition holds, it is time for New Year’s resolutions!  Being the strong alpha-woman that I am, I took the liberty of writing down some resolutions I want you to give strong consideration to adopting for yourselves.

Ready?  So let’s go…

  1. I will never again wear sexy hosiery that has a run in them.
  2. As a Cuckold whenever, I fluff my wife’s bull, I will first take out my dentures.
  3. I will periodically use a phallic-shaped dildo to help loosen up my balloon knot, so I don’t feel so tense during the day.
  4. In pursuit of my fetishistic desires and perversions, I will try to avoid marathon masturbation sessions.
  5. When I get dolled up and look like a sexy gurl, I will remember that I am my biggest critic and will make it a point to be kind to myself.
  6. I will do my best and try harder to satisfy my wife despite my micropenis.
  7. I will practice prolonged chastity at least 3x more in the future.
  8. When I fantasize and wank I will edge so as not to become too impatient with my cummies.
  9. I will work on my etiquette to be a better sissy maidservant.
  10. I will always remember that Mistress Cindy is on my side.

So have a wonderful and safe New Year, and I look forward to all the fun we will have together going forward!

 

13 comments to 10 Sexy Resolutions For Cock-Swinging Pervs

  • These are great.

    Have a Happy and Healthy New Year Mistress Cindy 😘

  • Petey cream puff

    I agree as this coming year it’s timr to accept who I am and become. I will start calling on regular basis with shorter 15 minute 1 & 2 mistress calls. It’s time for me to get back into shape/list weight so I can fit into my women’s clothes and get girlish figure back.

    Ps my masseuse is going to help me with my feminization on monthly basis before/after waxings where I’ll wear dresses/makeup/lipstick/heels/bra/slip/panties/silk blouse and have her take pictures of me with her phone. She said I have to accept who I am and become which is a cream puff girl and I agreed with her.

  • Lots of thought went into these affirmations Ms Cindy. Sissy maid servant will always need improvement because sissies often get clumsy with their press on nails, breaking plates or glasses. They can stumble in heels, so training is absolutely necessary. Have a great New Year!

    • Cindy

      Mistress Cassandra, sissy maidservants do try hard to show poise and grace. And patience is necessary albeit a scarce commodity at times. Happy New Year!

  • Empress Rayne

    What a perfect list, Ms Cindy! Your readers are lucky you took the liberty of laying out some lofty goals for them in the cumming year. I would be curious to see how many of them are successful at these tasks.

    • Cindy

      Empress Rayne, I am glad you like the list I laid out for pets and pervs alike. I don’t ask for perfection, just that they be vigilant in continually trying to improve themselves. Happy New Year!

  • I love, love LOVE these resolution! Which one do I love the most? Hmmm, difficult to decide but I have to say that the first one resonates with me. I do hope all your “Cock-Swinging Pervs” read and pay attention!

    On second thought, I think I’ve just decided that I love the term “Cock-Swinging Pervs” better than the resolutions …

    • Cindy

      Catherine, thank you for stopping by. You have inspired me to write a whole new blog flushing out what a real ‘cock-swinging perv” is really like. So thank you and have a great New Year!

  • Ben

    Very great list and of course I must mention what an excellent chat we had last night, you really put me in my place!

    I agreed with every point but was a little concerned about #4. I love my marathon masturbation sessions but will stop if that’s what you really want.

    But just in case you reconsider I’ll plead my case and point out #8 requests edging which is how you engage in a marathon session, so maybe it would be okay if I keep doing it? Thanks for your consideration!

  • Ben

    Thanks! I will always do whatever you say so no question there. In fact I’m really taking #3 to heart so that I don’t get so tight which can make bongs uncomfortable for all parties involved.

    Al though I must shamefully admit I need help with #6 as its hard to come with new ways to satisfy my wife when I’m so far below average. Obviously I can use dildos and vibrators which I do so she can have something close to a normal sex life but I want to incorporate something where I use my actual penis with her so it’s more normal. Thanks!

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